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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a 10 ten old Irish boy who doesn't go to church? A virgin"

"If you complain about not being able to find your boyfriends name on a keychain that store will think you have a boyfriend"

"Why can't an Asian couple have a white child? Because two Wongs don't make a white."

"Accidentally walked into a mosque ""This isn't where I'm supposed to *be headed*"""

"Smiling gives you wrinkles. Resting bitch face keeps you pretty."

"If you see anything posted from me that involves something normal or appropriate,, it is not me. I believe I've been hacked."

"Most people have 32 teeth, some have 10. It's simple meth."

"Nine out of ten doctors agree that dying is bad for your health. The other doctor is clad in a dark robe and carrying a scythe."

"What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu? For swine flu you need ""Oinkment"", for bird flu you need ""Tweetment""."

"Little Monster: I hate my teacher. Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear!"