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Joke of the Day
"If you haven't had a vagina around your neck... You haven't lived. Happy Mother's Day!"
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"Dear karma: perhaps we could be partners? You're doing great work, but I've identified a bunch of people you've overlooked."
"You can lead a human to knowledge.... but you can't make them think."
"Jesus loves you... ...with his whole mouth."
"15 is the age where you either look 11 or like 25"
"Did you hear about the baby born with no eyelids? They used his foreskin for an eyelid skin graft. . . . . . ***Now the poor guy is cock-eyed***"
"What is Hannibal Lecter's favorite Jane Austen quote? **""There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart.""**"
"An Iraqi father gave his daughter a new bag ... She said: ""thanks for the Baghdad"""
"How many blonde jokes are there? One... The rest are true stories."
"Due to Michael Jackson's passing..."