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Joke of the Day
"I never shower. No hobo."
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"What do you call fake shit? Shampoo"
"A boy was snapping rubber bands on his friends arm He kept doing it in the same spot every second, over and over again until the friend eventually said, ""Ouch, that one Hertz."""
"As I drop my child off to her first day of school it reminds me of how my mom dropped me off as well...except mom was ticketed for littering"
"ABORTION BILL A congressional aide asks a politician, ""What are we going to do about the new abortion bill?"" The politician replied, ""Shhhhh -- just pay it."""
"Why is six such a nervous number? **sinko says** it's because of some cannibalism story going around."
"What's the ultimate rejection? When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep."
"Why does 7 and 8 feel very uncomfortable? Because they're stuck between a 69."
"I don't care how funny you are, if I don't like you, I won't laugh."
"My girl friend wanted a nose job... So I tried. But her nostrils weren't big enough."