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Joke of the Day

"What's brown and rhymes with 'snoop'? Dr. Dre"

"Two fonts walked into a bar... The bartender said: ""Sorry, we don't want your type in here."""

"[airport] ""you should have used a tag"" [a horse emerges on luggage belt] noone else has brought a horse linda [another horse appears] oh FFS"

"I've recently started to play Dark Souls III It only took me 2 hours to beat the torturial."

"top baby names for 2015: Bareth, Robaldo, Gunblayde, Terby, Gulb"

"Old man Manelli is cooking a chicken on a rotisserie in his front stoop When a hippy walks by. He stops, looks up and says: ""Hey man! The music stopped and your monkeys on fire"""

"I started a website for female drivers... but the damn thing kept crashing =D."

"Why do people with OCD like Family Feud? Because it's always black and white."

"Note to self: Do NOT try shopping for a pearl necklace online. Ever. Again."

"When I'm horny, I stroll into rooms on all fours, with my ass shaking up in the air, meowing incessantly until someone throws a shoe at me."