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Joke of the Day

"Note to self: Do NOT try shopping for a pearl necklace online. Ever. Again."

"If there's not a man out there with ""Gluten Free"" tattooed above his junk then we've failed as a society"

"I'm disappointed. I check reddit after last night's episode of TWD *SPOILER* and I don't see a single joke about Bob's Burgers."

"What happens when Niagara trips? Niagara Falls"

"How does every racist joke begin? With a look over the shoulder."

"A little boy asked his father, ""Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"" Father replied, ""I don't know son, I'm still paying."

"Post your best racist joke here I'll start: I tried to paint my computer black so it would run faster but now it doesn't work!"

"What's the difference between an old joke and a new one? Nothing. We're on reddit"

"How do you know when you sister is on her period? Your dads dick taste like blood"

"In ""Beantown"" for the night. I expected more burritos."