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Joke of the Day
"""Take off your corduroy shorts so I can blow you,"" said no chick, ever."
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"What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms? 2 Na"
"A man is kicked off a plane for playing online games. He was simply trying to have fun above all."
"This humid weather reminds me of New York in the 80's Muggy."
"How do you tell the difference between an East Indian Chef and a porn star? Ask them to pronounce the word cumin."
"As I've gotten older, every time I look in the mirror I see my dad more and more. I guess its time to move out, its starting to get weird."
"Really stupid math joke What do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Dec 25 = Oct 31"
"How do you say genius sarcastically? Apple genius."
"What's the best part about fingering... What's the best part of fingering a psychic while she's on her period? You still get your palm red"
"Serving weak coffee should be a criminal offense."