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Joke of the Day
"Why do people with OCD like Family Feud? Because it's always black and white."
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"I don't believe Prince Andrew paid for an underage sex slave. That bastard's never paid for anything in his life."
"If light travels faster than sound. Then why do I always hear a honk before the light turn green?"
"Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Because they can't afford any more pork."
"What happens if a pyramid commits a crime? It is put in imPRISMment!"
"Why is Chinese the best language? It has the most character."
"When I was interviewed for a job in the chemistry department, they asked me if I had lab experience. I said I was more of a cat person."
"""A father says to his son,"" ""It's going to be tough in this recession."" The son says ""Tell me something I don't know."" The father says ""Your mum's ass can take my whole fist."""
"What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt? A Yoghurt's got culture!"
"What is long and yellow and always points north? A magnetic banana."