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Joke of the Day
"top baby names for 2015: Bareth, Robaldo, Gunblayde, Terby, Gulb"
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"If you find a fry on the floor and you don't share it with me, we can't be friends. Don't touch me. Monster."
"If these walls could talk, I bet it would sound like someone was trapped in the wall and we'd all freak out pretty bad."
"What do my girlfriend and Jesus have in common? Not sure if either of them came once, but I know they haven't come a second time."
"What is a drug addict's favorite series? Really anything with a strong Heroine"
"Amish girl Do you know why the amish girl was excommunicated? Two mennonite"
"What do you call someone who supports Hillary? Paid off."
"I have a lot of disdain for anyone in the top 1% who hasn't become Batman."
"My 9 day old baby keeps chanting ""put the means of production in the hands of the workers"""
"Why is Santa always so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live."