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Joke of the Day
"I've recently started to play Dark Souls III It only took me 2 hours to beat the torturial."
Next Joke
"Sometimes when I get a retweet... I blow on my phone, twirl it and slide it into my belt holster, then ride off into the sunset like a dork."
"Cats get a pass bc they're ""Cleaning themselves"". Dogs are like, Hey! I can reach this?!?!"
"What are the only two similarities between my favorite buger joint, and the orgy I just had? Nothing but Five Guys, extra salty EDIT: Also, I can't type. Burger*"
"What do hitler and a boston marathon runner have in common The inability to finish a race"
"It might be a sign you have a drinking problem when the cashier at the liquor store asks if you own a bar."
"What do you call a fat person with Tally marks on their stomach? A tally tubby."
"Black people have 3 things that are white. Their eyeballs, their teeth, and... their masters"
"Dominos dropped the ""pizza"" from its name because they're not legally allowed to call that pizza."
"Why should you never go down on a girl the morning after a night of sex? ..ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"