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Joke of the Day

"I've recently started to play Dark Souls III It only took me 2 hours to beat the torturial."

"My wife caught me looking at a seagull at the beach so now we're in this big fight."

"Did you hear about the woman who had to quit her job as an air traffic controller to date a monk? She got out of the flying plans and into the friar."

"Why do college students already get up at 7? Because the supermarket closes at 7:30"

"How do you figure out how sensitive a man's balls are? Test tickles"

"Did you hear about a vampire that joined the Nazi party? He was nazi in the mirror as well."

"I'll never forgive the Nazis for how they treated my Granddad in that concentration camp during the war... Five years he was there on that machine gun tower, and never got a single promotion..."

"What sound does an emo cow make? Amumu"

"My dad asked me if I wanted to join an acapella group in college I told him I was straight."

"Want to hear something funny? I saw a sheep get stung by some insects... Not funny? I guess ewe had two bees there."