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Joke of the Day
"When's a door not a door? When it's ajar."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alec ! Alec who ? Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock !"
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"What did the carpet say to the floor? Don't move -- I've got you covered."
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