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Joke of the Day

"Anyone else notice how Barney the Dinosaur is basically a T-rex & parents had no qualms about leaving their children with an apex predator?"

"Why is there no gambling in Africa? Cuz there's too many cheetahs."

"I'll never forget the day I met you... ...but I'm trying."

"If storks bring white babies and crows bring black babies, then what brings no babies? Swallows"

"What's a bicyclists favorite letter? A! (hands raised up)"

"My boss hates it when I shorten his name to ""Dick"". Especially since his name is Steve."

"What do you call a fat mexican jedi? Obese Juan Kenobi"

"Sitting around the outdoor campfire I chuckle to myself My friend asks, what's so funny? I reply, ""I can't tell you out here, it's an inside joke."""

"If you die in a plane crash, you also die in real life. That's just what I heard."

"What's the hardest thing about rollerblading ?? Telling your parents you're gay."