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Joke of the Day
"What did the carpet say to the floor? Don't move -- I've got you covered."
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"Do you know what Minnesota doesn't have? Super Bowl Babies."
"What religious people say: ""I have you in my prayers."" What non-religious people hear: ""I'm trying to raise Aquaman on this cat radio."""
"If only ISIS had kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter, none of this would be an issue."
"Why are black people fast runners? They have 3 long strong legs."
"""You only want my daughter for one thing!"" yelled my girlfriend's mother. ""That's your fault for not teaching her to cook,"" I said."
"""..so that's the story of Christmas. Questions?"" Where do turtledoves come from? ""Well, when a turtle and a dove really love each other.."""
"What's an epileptic persons favorite pizza place? Little Ceizures."
"Why is glue white? If it were black it would run. It just wouldn't work."
"What do you call it when someone has sex in exchange for spaghetti? Pastatution"