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Joke of the Day
"My ex-girlfriend was a magician... She made all of my money disappear..."
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"How do Mexicans cut their pizza? With Little Ceasars *drops mic, Harlem shakes off stage*"
"Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea told it not to."
"What do you call the Wal Mart cheer? Spelling classes!"
"I have a lot of jokes about the unemployed. But none of them works."
"What is the most popular breakfast at the World Trade Center? A plane bagel."
"I wonder what people who type ""u"" instead of ""you"" do with all their free time?"
"Happy to report that I just made People magazine's list of top 100 million people on Twitter."
"My girlfriend hates it when I surprise her when shes sleeping... OK, so she's not my girlfriend yet..."
"What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin pi"