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Joke of the Day
"My ex-girlfriend was a magician... She made all of my money disappear..."
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"What do you call a Grizzly bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!"
"Sometimes I squat on the floor and put my arms around my knees and lean forward Cuz that's how I roll.."
"Did you hear about the man who stole that train this morning??? Some say he had a... Loco-motive! I have no life and just made that up while playing gta5... Ill show myself to the door... :'("
"[all the dairy products r hanging out] Milk: lets go drink Cheese: yea Yogurt: yea Whipped cream: my gf says i cant. its scrapbooking night"
"It's fun to watch a waitress flirt with my husband for an entire meal, then see that look of betrayal as I take the check from her hand."
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"I've just bought myself a hyena. Finally my jokes will be appreciated."
"Fox is good on Final Destination... but Fountain of Dreams is where he shines."
"This is joyous. Go to any YouTube video. Pause it. Click anywhere outside the video and then type 1980. Now defend yourself."