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Joke of the Day
"Why did everyone think the pie was gay? Because he blueberry."
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"What did the blind prostitute say to the guy with five dicks? I don't see where you're coming from."
"A man calls his doctor late at night. ""Doc! My arm got broke in two places! What should I do?!"" The sleepy M.D replies, ""Don't go back to either of them."""
"I have orange skin, a lot of green and dislike mexicans. Who am I? A orange tree."
"Someone rang me up today and tried to sell me a coffin. I said that's the last thing I need."
"Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads? 'Scurvy"
"just spilled alphabet soup on my keyboard. I'm so confused"
"Your mums so fat, when she performs oral sex... ...people shout ""THAR SHE BLOWS!"""
"I told my dad that I was taking a C programming course. He offered to give me some pointers."
"I like Gila monsters because they're willing to admit they're monsters, unlike giraffes"