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Joke of the Day

"Don't ask the Norse professor about his old subject... It's a Thor subject. And he still doesn't want to Friggen talk about it."

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"Friend at the pub says: if they ever make a film on Oscar Pistorius, it shouldn't be called 'Bladerunner', it should be called.... Taking the Pisstorius."
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"I never understand why do people whisper at funeral's ? The most important guy at this party is dead he can't hear you."
"I'm 0 for 3 in getting people to try a spoonful of my homemade peach jam on the subway platform this morning. Some days are challenging!"
"Mitt Romney's dick tastes nice said Donald Trump."
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"Why did the M&M 's go to college? Because they wanted to be smarties."