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Joke of the Day
"How loud is John Cena? #xDb"
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"Before we hang out, please be advised I will be spending the rest of the summer talking like Bane."
"Chuck Norris threw a grenade, killing 50 people... Then the grenade exploded."
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"How do you get two whales in a Mini Cooper? Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge."
"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer this morning... I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day!"
"I'm too fat to be a hipster. I'm thinking of becoming a Heapster instead."
"Grasshopper walks into a bar Bartender goes ""*hey! you.... we have a drink named after you, buddy!*"" Grasshopper excitingly responds ""*no way! You have a drink named Steve?*"""
"Michael Cera, too timid to send his food back even though he's allergic to almonds, eats a meal and politely goes into anaphylactic shock."
"TIL There is only one thing that gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets. A Woman."