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Joke of the Day

"Which street in France do reindeer live on? Rue Dolph"

"Marriage is a three-ring circus: Engagement ring... Wedding ring... Suffering!!!"

"A man goes to join the navy Instructor- Do you know how to swim? Man-wait...they don't provide ships?"

"Did you hear about the crime that happened in a parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels."

"What is the difference between jelly and jam? I'm not going to jelly my dick down your throat!"

"At least I have all day sober to Sunday up....."

"What's the difference between Feminism and Islam One is a woman led group that aims to beat the patriarchy. The other is a patriarchy that aims to beat women."

"There's a great new website that helps you find the local church that is right for you They call it, Evangielist."

"Did you know Bruce Lee had a son other than Brandon? He was a famous vegetarian. His name was Brock."

"What do you call... What do you call a deer with no eyes? -No idea What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? -Still no idea"