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Joke of the Day

"Did you know Bruce Lee had a son other than Brandon? He was a famous vegetarian. His name was Brock."

"What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? ""I love you a ton!"""

"Jesus walks into a hotel Lays a handful of nails on the counter and asks the attenant ""Can you put me up for the night?"""

"What's the difference between broccoli and cat poop? My dog won't eat broccoli."

"What did the sign convention management do to the woman who kept pulling down their long signs? Banner."

"Have you ever eaten African food... Neither have they"

"What's the stupidest animal you can find in a jungle? A polar bear."

"Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, ""Wow, that's got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site."""

"Liam Gallagher was never good in science. When asked to name 3 chemical elements, he said ""Gold and silver and sunshine."""

"A lot of people seem to like these pirate jokes... ...but I'm just not hooked."