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Joke of the Day

"What do you call... What do you call a deer with no eyes? -No idea What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? -Still no idea"

"-I heard this dog was chipped. -Microchipped sir. -I don't care how small the chip is, I'm not paying full price."

"What's a Polar Bear's favourite soup? A laksa."

"Girls holding hands with gay guys, you don't fool me. Oh that's your bf. You still don't fool me."

"Arrhythmia, blocked arteries, leaky valves, ""Hey, I found you on Twitter"" and other things that will suddenly stop your heart."

"Science builds airplanes & skyscrapers... ...and faith brings them together."

"Jokes about German sausage are the wurst"

"Oh, Fox News! LOL! You wacky, bigoted fucks!"

"What's a Jamaican's favorite brand of paint? Benjammin Moore mon"

"If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring? Smallpox."