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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between jelly and jam? I'm not going to jelly my dick down your throat!"
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"Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like BBs, rub one ball & everything moves."
"What do you mean will I eat a whole rotisserie chicken? What do I look like, a guy who doesn't eat whole rotisserie chickens?"
"Q: Where does an Irish person go on a vacation? A: A new bar"
"[phone rings in 1984] ""Eric get the phone"" Hello? ""Tell em I'm not home."" She's not home. ""Ask who it is."" My mom wants to know who this is."
"As I stood there looking at my naked body in the mirror, I thought to myself ............I'm gonna get thrown out of ikea in a minute.."
"What do old people smell like? Depends."
"Why does #BLM make so many spelling mistakes? Because they got the whites out."
"What word is always spelled incorrectly? Incorrectly"
"My cousin likes to eat cereal with water instead of milk He says he does it to drown the cornflakes because he is a cereal killer."