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Joke of the Day

"You are the joke ..... Yes seriously!"

"Why do the Romans use more eggs in their omelets than the French? Because the Romans feel that when it comes to eggs, you can't have too many ovum. But in France, they believe that one egg is un ouef."

"You know it's cold outside when you go outside and trip over dog poop instead of stepping in it."

"you're her boyfriend?! That's cool! I'm her manfriend!"

"I like going to the park and watching the children run around... ...because they don't know I'm using blanks."

"People who leave careers to ""spend more time with the family"" must have really shitty careers or a MUCH better family than mine."

"Why did the foot smile? He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful."

"Another Knock Knock Joke Knock Knock... Who's There? Autch Autch-Who? Gesundheit...."

"What do you call a virgin redneck? An orphan"

"What do you call a self absorbed lobster? A little shellfish! I'll^see^myself^out..."