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Joke of the Day

"For almost a year I thought I was a man trapped inside a woman's body Then I was born."

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"What has 9 letters and makes everyone mad? Clickbait"
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"Did you hear about the farmer's boy who hated the country ? He went to the big city and got a job as a shoeshine boy and so the farmer made hay while the sun shone !"
"I think most of you probably already know about the first rule of Assumption Club."
"Getting rid of my cleaning person sounded like a good way to save money, until it came time to do the cleaning."
"Dark humor is a lot like fresh drinking water... Not everyone gets it."
"Guys, I'm officially having sex tonight so please don't disturb me between 9.30 and 9.31"
"""Pumpkin spiceberg, literally right ahead!"" -White girl Titanic"
"Arsenal did the mannequin challenge for 89minutes at Old Trafford and still drew."