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Joke of the Day
"I think most of you probably already know about the first rule of Assumption Club."
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"Me: You're the prettiest girl I've ever seen. Her: You just want to have sex with me. Me: And you're smart too, I like that."
"What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts? Shark absorbers!"
"I accidentally said HAIL SANTA instead of HAIL SATAN at satanic church today and now everyone is laughing at me and they took away my robes."
"I'm sick of reading them, these vagina jokes have got to stop Period."
"Last year I took a visual design class... ...and our final exam was to design a fireworks display. I passed with flying colors."
"Nothing in life is ""fun for the whole family."""
"WTF dude put your hands down I'm NOT robbing you I just enjoy wearing pantyhose on my face this is getting so old put $20 on pump 5 man"
"""For I am Christ the Redeemer, He Who Saves!""- Jesus, using his coupons."
"[marriage counseling] Ginny- He always hides from our problems. Therapist- Is this true? Harry- *puts on invisibility cloak* No."