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Joke of the Day
"""Pumpkin spiceberg, literally right ahead!"" -White girl Titanic"
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"How many cops does it take to push a Black person down the stairs? None. He *fell*...."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bones ! Bones who ? Bones upon a time... !"
"I'm terrible at telling jokes... I always punch up the fuck lines"
"A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks ""Why the long face?"" He answers, ""because I'm an alcoholic and I'm destroying my family."""
"What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons? Jose and Hose B. It sounds better when said aloud."
"Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship? They need space."
"Saw an ad for a used battery in the paper today: ""Slightly rusty, in need of repair but has potential"""
"Indoor trash bin that keeps getting taller until someone finally decides to take it out."
"My friends swore I was dating a witch I now know she's more of a cunt."