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Joke of the Day

"Guys, I'm officially having sex tonight so please don't disturb me between 9.30 and 9.31"

"I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any."

"""Son of a bitch, what are you doing? I just brought you that."" (most dogs during fetch)"

"The best joke today.... Lol @ your username"

"How does a Jew make his tea? Hebrews it!"

"Whoever coined the phrase coined the phrase is a fucking asshole."

"My girlfriend is like the square root of -100 A perfect 10, but completely imaginary."

"Apparently, it's frowned upon to walk up to two police officers and ask ""what are you douchebags up to?"""

"Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The ceremony was okay, but the reception was great!"

"Why doesn't a chicken coop have four doors? Because if it did it would be a chicken sedan."