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Joke of the Day
"Arsenal did the mannequin challenge for 89minutes at Old Trafford and still drew."
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"Teacher: If you saw me standing by a witch what fruit would it remind you of? Pupil: A pear."
"Why does Beyonce sing ""to the left, to the left""? Because women have no rights. *Sorry of this is rude/offensive and if its a repost, I just wanted to share.*"
"As an American, the moment I stop feeling full is the perfect time for a light snack. Or maybe a whole cheesecake or dozen donuts. Whatever."
"What do you do about a bird that shits in your car? Never ask her out again."
"Good luck to the 13 year old girl who is pregnant and wrote ""California"" for ethnicity on her clinic forms."
"Postmodernism pun Hi all, I'm trying to come up with a clever pun on postmodernism but I'm stumped. Does anyone have any clever puns on postmodernism?"
"WIFE: Don't tell the kids but I threw away those awful pictures they made & stuck on the fridge ME: [sprinting towards the bin] MY ART"
"Man who stand on toilet... High on pot!"
"What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ? An elephant disguised as a banana !"