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"What's the difference between some people and a bucket of shit? The bucket."
"What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball? The Philadelphia Beagles!"
"I sat in traffic this morning and my inner child wants to know if we're there yet."
"If you were born in Poland and are now taking a piss in England, what are you? European"
"You can tell your life sucks when you run into traffic and the cars go around you."
"How do you make gold soup? You use 14 carrots."
"There's recently been an influx of anti-gay jokes recently and I just wanted to say something: jokes using gay people as the punchline are NOT funny Come on guys"
"Why didn't the sun go to college? He already had 28 billion degrees."
"When people ask me how old I am, I always say 45. They all think I look AMAZING for my age."