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Joke of the Day

"So I was using a zester on a lemon recently, when I paused for a second and realised... ..that I was only just scratching the surface."

"50 SHADES ADMISSION 82% of women have admitted to reading 50 Shades of Grey with one hand"

"Bored? 1 Find a group photo of 4 girls. 2 Comment, ""You 3 look awesome!""3 And wait..."

"The WORST trick the Devil ever pulled was trying to convince the world he wasn't fat by wearing a t-shirt in the pool."

"So, what if Mohammed does a self portrait?"

"My boyfriend says I'm kind of selfish, but that's not true. I often think of other people. When I'm having sex with him."

"I don't trust anyone with a beard, especially a woman"

"*Looks up from pestle and mortar ""Phew! Powdering this baby is hard!"""

"What do all my friends and my dad have in common? i didnt have either growing up"

"First rule to losing weight as a political world leader You only get out what you Putin."