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Joke of the Day
"So, what if Mohammed does a self portrait?"
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"What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye matey!"
"Why do Dale Earnhardt Sr fans hate Trump? Because Trump wants to build a wall... and a wall killed Dale Earnhardt."
"""I'm gonna die. What is happening. Whaaa-ooahh actually that's not bad"" - first guy to poop"
"What kind of noodles do they eat in the hood? Spaghetto."
"Two neanderthals had a baby... No Homo"
"Pantsing people is fun but it sucks when you accidentally look deep into their butthole, thru the tip of their penis and out the other side."
"What is the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple waits until your 12 to come on your face"
"Did you hear about the little boy who was named after his father ? They called him Dad !"
"Sex ed. It's the in thing."