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Joke of the Day
"50 SHADES ADMISSION 82% of women have admitted to reading 50 Shades of Grey with one hand"
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"Donald Trump has Muslim friends, Rick Santorum has gay friends, Ted Cruz has imaginary friends. #GOPDebate"
"Body scans and genital fondlings would save more lives if our Government was paying to have them done in hospitals rather than airports."
"My ex-girlfriend and I weren't compatible.. I was an Aquarius and she was a bitch. Anybody got any they wanna share?"
"Being baptized is like having antivirus for a PC It helps protect you from consequences of sinning going forward (but not guaranteed)"
"Just had my first threesome but it was not what I had envisioned. The other two guys seemed to like it just fine."
"People wonder what my abusive father does after mom left us... Beats me.."
"What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common? Someone's gonna lose a trailer."
"They say my generation is completely narcissistic ... They're just jealous ..."
"phones are so much more than just phones nowadays, like they can also be napkins, or paper towels, or tiny depression machines, or napkins"