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Joke of the Day
"50 SHADES ADMISSION 82% of women have admitted to reading 50 Shades of Grey with one hand"
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"Do you like raisin bran? Well, it's a good thing you adopted him then, but don't be surprised if he turns out to be a cereal killer..."
"*Wife blows me a kiss from across the room* *I pretend to catch it* *I walk over to the window and toss it outside* ""Grow up Karen"""
"The best thing about smartphones is that you don't have to refold maps anymore."
"Said this at dinner last night. Bit creepy, but laughs were had. ""He may die a virgin but he ain't gonna be buried one."""
"What's the difference between a baptist and a Presbyterian? A Presbyterian is a Baptist who can read"
"I'm only good at math when I'm adding insult to injury."
"My favorite workout is a mix between a lunge and a crunch, I call it lunch."