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"Bored? 1 Find a group photo of 4 girls. 2 Comment, ""You 3 look awesome!""3 And wait..."
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"How often do scientists check the element table? Periodically..."
"[goes back in time to murder baby Hitler] wow long line of people here to kill him [goes back to murder myself] how is this line even longer"
"LeAnn Rimes No it doesn't."
"There are two rules for success... 1) Don't tell all you know"
"What's the best part of being a man? You don't have to sleep next to a hairy asshole for the rest of your life."
"*crawls towards him gets between his legs and asks* What do you want? Him-Whatever you want. Me-*gets a bowl of ice cream and turns on tv*"
"What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common? They're both wondering where their ninjas are at."
"After 1am you can sit back and relax because the bad decisions pretty much make themselves."
"A naked man covered head to toe in saran wrap goes to see a psychologist. He says, ""Doc, something's wrong. I think I'm going crazy!"" The psychologist replies, ""Well I can clearly see your nuts."""