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Joke of the Day
"Why do math textbooks only ever give you one angle in a triangle? Just cos."
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"How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Frat boys don't screw in lightbulbs; they screw in puddles of vomit."
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"What's a joke that you invented? Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted."
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"A Priest, Rapist, Pedophile Walks into a bar He orders a drink.."
"How did the rednecks find their sister? Pretty good."
"Woke up to find a cruise ship parked right outside my hotel window. well if you think this is going to make me put on clothes you're wrong."