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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a movie without any Jews in it? Uncut"
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"Don't go to a fight with a gun or a knife, Bubblewrap yourself, People won't fight when there's bubblewrap"
"What do you call a gay black man? A homiesexual"
"How much cocaine can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men."
"What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer."
"What's blue and square? An orange in disguise! Boom!!!"
"What do porn movies and disney movies have in common? Happy endings."
"What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo? A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !"
"What do you call a carpet cleaning company based out of Ohio? Cleveland Steamers"
"Scientists Say the universe is made up of Protons, Neutrons and Electrons.. They Forgot to mention Morons.."