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Joke of the Day
"Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead."
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"What's the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws, and one is a pause at the end of a clause."
"What do black guys have that's longer than most white men's and gets even bigger when they touch a woman? Their criminal record."
"No internet access in Cairo- Now the country is just called Gypt."
"How do you think the unthinkable ? ""With an itheberg."" - Mike Tyson"
"Drinking ink won't kill you, you'll just dye a little inside."
"What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats? Republicans sign their checks on the front, and democrats sign on the back."
"A man asks his wife ""Why don't you ever tell me when you have an orgasm?"" The wife says ""I don't like calling you when you're at work!"""
"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She Gagged."
"How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb? ""Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill."""