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Joke of the Day

"How did the rednecks find their sister? Pretty good."

"The reason iPad has no camera is that there's no way to take a good pic while laughing at how goofy you'd look using it as a big ass camera."

"There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data"

"Who is the oppostite of Cristopher Walken? Christopher Reeve"

"What does a witch enjoy cooking most? Gnomelettes."

"Yes I am 45, male and love cats. Recently I posted a selfie. It could be worse though, right? Hello?"

"I'm old enough to remember when a selfie was some lotion and a box of Kleenex."

"The ""Ooooo"" the audience makes during a sitcom kiss but for me when I finally take a shower."

"I like how politicians always address us like we are positive, civic-minded, motivated people. I think we're all a bunch of fat jerks."

"Knock knock ""Hey Walter, wanna hear a joke?"" ""Sure"" ""Knock kno- "" ""I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!!!"""