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Joke of the Day
"Only in Canada during a winter storm will you see kids playing road hockey."
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"Anyone know a Minecraft interpreter? I don't understand my son's Christmas list."
"I heard Apple is designing a new automatic car. But they're having trouble installing windows."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Cyberpunk Barbie ...includes 'trodes and implants"
"Yo momma is so fat She's dead."
"What's the best campsite in the world? Auschwitz, received well over three million starts"
"I thought about making a cripple joke... ... but it would be lame."
"Visiting dad on his death bed... [Visiting father on death bed] ""Dad, I'm sorry for the pain I caused you. "" *Dad struggling to talk* ""Hi sorry for the pain I caused you, I'm Dad."""
"If Tumblr was edible It would have alot of trans fat"
"In the 1945-6 Nuremberg Trials what should have been the opening statement from the defence counsel representing the Nazi War criminals? 'If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all.'"