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Joke of the Day

"What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub? Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent."

"Currently working on an app for lonely people called ""Words With Cats""."

"""Hey little pirate, where are your buccaneers?"" ""Underneath my buckin hat!"""

"What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it? H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside."

"Hey billy jokes? Need some more Billy & Highliner Jokes. One is ""Hey billy you ever been to sea"" ""No Captain Highliner but I have been blown ashore"""

"Menstruation jokes are not funny. Period."

"Where do witches and wizards shop? Voldemart."

"My friend is a med student, and decided to go into oncology Apparently it's a growth industry."

"""War and Peace 2: Woody Saves Buzz"" (Tolstory)"

"""Sorry, I have to take this call."" ""That's a banana. And it's half eaten."" *covers banana with hand ""I don't tell you how to do business."""