200919

Joke of the Day

"Hey billy jokes? Need some more Billy & Highliner Jokes. One is ""Hey billy you ever been to sea"" ""No Captain Highliner but I have been blown ashore"""

"A blind dude walks into a bar. Ouch."

"Every night it sounds like my neighbors take turns at running headfirst into their walls"

"What is the clumsiest bee? A bumbling bee."

"Two flies are arguing on a toilet seat when... One gets pissed off! (sorry!)"

"Did you hear about the earthquake? There was a fault in Washington. It was Obama's!"

"I think Bran might actually know how to walk and is just faking it. He's always lying."

"The Classiest Knock Knock Joke in existance Knock Knock who's there? the the who? YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH"

"[Xmas morning] wife: Honey, is this a dolphin? We agreed no dolphins. ""dolphin-shaped gift flopping wildly under tree* me: JUST OPEN IT"

"Why is Hillary running for President? Because it's easier than running from the law."