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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it? H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside."

"Which is an Islamic trait? A.heading B.heading C.heading"

"Somebody stole my mood ring today. I don't know how I feel about that."

"I like my women how i like my Little Ceasars Pizza... Hot and Ready for only $5."

"What fruit makes you confused? Papayas See, you're confused right?"

"Blonde Joke Why did the blonde girl have bruises around her belly button? Because blonde guys aren't smart either (Sorry if it's a repost.)"

"What's Hitler's least favorite planet? Jewpiter"

"You tell me to get off my high horse? Why dont you tell the damn horse to stop getting high all the time.. His drug problem isn't my problem"

"My Website Hacking 101 class is going okay. I just learned how to bypass the Birth Date Security on beer websites."

"What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece? The Philosophers Stoned"