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Joke of the Day

"First day at gym and i've already lost 5kg. seriously, i have no idea where i misplaced those weights.."

"How did the hillbilly find his sister in the woods? Pretty Hot."

"Certain religions condemn eating pig meat. They're against the idea of cannibalism."

"A guy walks into a bar ... and orders a drink."

"Why did Jesus have a six pack? It was from all the cross-training..."

"By the time someone says something in the meeting worth writing down, I've likely already taken my pen apart and lost the spring."

"Every time I have a salad for lunch my stomach feels the same way a dog does when someone fake throws a tennis ball."

"[pulls into taco bell drive thru] Hi, I'd like enough tacos to forget 2016"

"I saw Arnold Schwarzenegger eating a chocolate egg I said to him: ""I bet I know what your favourite holiday is."" He said: ""You've got to love Easter, baby."""

"Him: Come check out my church! Me: Him: They play rock music! Me: Him: It's cool! Me: Does it have church in it? Him: Yes... Me: *click*"