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Joke of the Day
"""Hey little pirate, where are your buccaneers?"" ""Underneath my buckin hat!"""
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"When I die, I hope I have enough time to point at a complete stranger and whisper ""You did this."""
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"I'm going to change my name to Benefits' Now when you add me on Facebook it will say ""You are now friends with benefits."""
"Whats the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of an abortion clinic? Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger"
"MAXIM MAGAZINE: BECAUSE YOU'RE TERRIFIED OF NIPPLES"
"There's a disease going around called these hands. You about to catch it."
"Why do some vaginas smell like dead fish? Cause da pussy killed it"
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"My identity was stolen. I hope they do a better job with my life than I did!"