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Joke of the Day
"Currently working on an app for lonely people called ""Words With Cats""."
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"My buddy told me he had a threesome with his girlfriend and her twin....... I asked how he could tell them apart. He said ""Her brother has a mustache."""
"Two bananas walk into a strip club. One banana looks over at the other and says, ""This is quite a peeling."""
"We've got an aviary at home... We've got an aviary at home, but one of our birds of prey will only exercise at night to the sounds of '80s synth pop. Our kestrel manoeuvres in the dark."
"What's it called if women in heaven still menstruate? A grace period."
"Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two tired."
"my dad always makes fun of me for taking selfies all the time but if he didn't want such a beautiful child he should've kept it in his pants"
"Give a Nigerian a fish he'll eat for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish and he'll become a prince and start e-mailing people."
"What do you call a man with a very long, pointy penis? Lance. I'll see myself out."
"Soviet Valentine's Day You are the hammer to my sickle."