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"""War and Peace 2: Woody Saves Buzz"" (Tolstory)"
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"""OEDIPUS!"" Oedipus' mother screamed. ""I'M COMING!"" Oedipus screamed back. ""So soon?"""
"[first date] her: so, tell me about yourself! me: well, im not good with dates her: but you're doing fine! me: christmas is on september 3rd"
"Never fall for a tennis player... Love means nothing to them."
"I'm setting more realistic New Year's resolutions this year, like never doing anything right and not pleasing my wife."
"What do you call a Gay Jew? A Heblew"
"What kind of food can't blind people eat? Seafood."
"7 is asleep, 8 is on his iPad, and 12 is all like ""hey dad, why don't you remember our names"""
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"What's the definition of ""Tender Love?"" Two gays with hemorrhoids. "