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Joke of the Day
"Where do witches and wizards shop? Voldemart."
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"My local psychic closed down... ..due to unforeseen circumstances"
"Two homeless guys are watching a dog lick it's nuts... ... One says to the other ""I wish I could do that"" The other scoffs and replies ""you'd wanna ask him first"""
"There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand Binary and those who don't. *Edit: ""If you have to explain the joke, there is no joke."" - Joker*"
"This one earned some cutting remarks. If it weren't for the table saw accident, I wouldn't be half the person I am today."
"(: N poo Love, Australia."
"What's a ghost's favorite type of porn? Boookakke!"
"call 2 psychiatrists and tell them ur gonna put them on the phone with a guy who thinks he's a psychiatrist. now put them in the same call."
"My wife asked me what new hairstyle she should get, so I held my breath until I passed out."
"she loves me [takes bite of hotdog] she loves me not [takes another bite of hotdog]"