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Joke of the Day

"I'm addicted to ass. It's like crack to me."

"I just watched two mice screwing in a lightbulb But for the life of me, I can't figure out how they got in there."

"When someone offers me constructive criticism, it's clear they've mistaken me for someone else."

"A man walked into a bar He is an alcoholic and he is ruining his family. (Any anti joke lovers out there?)"

"I needed to clean my FleshLight, i heard they were dishwasher safe. But that would Just ruin the load."

"Why is Jabba so fat? Because he goes to Pizza Hutt a lot. Edit: Best flair 2016"

"I'm thinking of going as a pimp for Halloween. Anybody know how the CEO of Wells Fargo dresses?"

"But how come Tarzan didn't have a beard?"

"What is good about being Swiss? Well, the flag is a big plus."

"I know it wouldn't be ""environmentally friendly"" but I wish someone would invent disposable handkerchiefs."