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Joke of the Day

"When someone offers me constructive criticism, it's clear they've mistaken me for someone else."

"Just found an inch-long hair growing from my earlobe. Does this mean I can finally join the X-Men?"

"What do you call a Greek virgins anus? A loophole Credit to Doug Benson"

"A guy using Apple Maps walks into a bar... or maybe a hospital... possibly a church."

"SPELLING BEE: spell ""configurable"" ME: C-O-N-F-I-G-U-R-A-B-- SPELLING BEE: (interupting) yes i am a bee but i fail to see why thats relevant"

"What's the difference between a whore and Nickleback? A whore doesn't always suck cock."

"What do you call a Poor Stripper? Ugly."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"The Chinese New Year sure is a lot less ryanseacresty."

"How do you know your sister has started her period? Your Dad's dick tastes like blood"