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Joke of the Day

"A man walked into a bar He is an alcoholic and he is ruining his family. (Any anti joke lovers out there?)"

"How does a Nazi high five? Up heil, down low!"

"I think we should solve world hunger. You might say I'm a strong believer in world peas. ^I'll ^see ^myself ^out..."

"If the Pope dies, does this means he got a promotion or he got fired?"

"My doctor said I need freshly squeezed orange juice everyday I cannot concentrate!"

"I had an idea for a hot air balloon underwear company. I couldn't get it off the ground."

"How does Steve Bannon, Trump's Senior Chief Strategist feel after he gets over a cold? Alt-Right"

"Idaho The official potato of your mom"

"What do you call it when a prayer is answered? A coincidence."

"My dentist is going to be so proud of me! I've been brushing my teeth like ten times a day since I started using Betty Crocker toothpaste."