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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Jewish man who loves tea? Hebrews regularly."

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"What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm."
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"There are three kinds of people in this world. Those who are good at math, and those who aren't."
"When you talk to ghosts, they always tell the truth. When you speak with them, they're really transparent."
"I just found a quarter in the vending machine, if anyone is looking for a sugar mama."
"If I could be any arithmetic operation, I'd be subtraction. I just want to make a difference."
"Did you hear about the group of Warriors eating Caviar? They Choked"
"My parents once made me smoke a whole pack of cigarettes in one sitting. To teach me about brand loyalty."
"Got my wife an educational toy. It's a dildo that speaks Spanish. Rapido Rapido Rapido."