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Joke of the Day

"[being strapped to a medieval torture table] ""tbh not what I thought you meant when you said you were going to show me a nice rack"""

"My gay friend fell into the ocean Good thing he's so flambuoyant."

"women secrets? Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets. They do so within groups of 40."

"Confucious say... Confucious say a boy who goes to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand."

"What did Tennesee?? What Arkansas.."

"I am so hot my mother calls me sun."

"What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party? I hit that."

"Where did Timmy go when the bombs fell? Everywhere."

"""Ma'am, you had twins. They are fine and your boyfriend Chad named them"" - Oh no ""This is Debra"" - aww I like that ""And this is Depanties"""

"What did the vampire lizard say to his next victim? Iguana suck your blood!"