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Joke of the Day

"[being strapped to a medieval torture table] ""tbh not what I thought you meant when you said you were going to show me a nice rack"""

"Having sex at work is alright As long as you don't work at a daycare"

"Is it rude to go up to someone with an eyepatch and say ""Was it all fun and games up until that point?"""

"one of these days, johnny depp's scarves are going to rise up and destroy him"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was arrested for manslaughter."

"What's green and smells like bacon? Kermit's fingers"

"Did you hear about the doctor who fell into a well? He should have been attending to the sick and left the well alone."

"How many handles do a black dude's coffin have? Have you ever seen a dumpster with four?"

"Pappu:- Should i punished for the work which I have not done?? Teacher: - No of course not, but why do you ask? Pappu: - Because, I have not done my home work.... :) :)"

"Want to hear a joke about Potassium? K."