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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dead asian? A failure"
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"Why does Germany have so many different kinds of bread? Well, we had to do something with the ovens."
"My boss is sending me abroad for a business trip next week. I hope she's a blonde."
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"Alzheimer Joke (Not sure if repost.) I'll see myself out..."
"Tim Cook just came out. Waiting for the Android version."
"Police are like a box of chocolates They'll kill your dog."
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"Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar The bartender asks her ""why the long face?"" !"